when I leave the farmer alone for the weekend I generally try to have something in the fridge for him to eat... now don't get all feminist on me... when he leaves me alone for a weekend he makes sure the water in the cistern is full, that the oil in my vehicle is changed... Continue Reading →
if I've decided I'm going to fight with you on the phone... nothing you do or say will stop it... no amount of patience, reasoning, intelligence or common sense will quell my anger... over the past few weeks I have been blogging and posting pictures of either myself or my food... and my internet has been... Continue Reading →
combining canola... and needing buns for the kids lunches... so I made Tracey's cheese buns she has told me about... I did not tackle making them in the figure eight shape she does... I am not that talented... but you should try it because I think it would taste better that way... I love... Continue Reading →
I'm in Calgary watching Food Network with two of my children in a hotel room... while the farmer is combining canola... and we aren't in Austin... yes, Austin... if you have been anywhere near me lately you have heard me complain... and then I complained on Facebook today just to really make sure I didn't... Continue Reading →
in the past fifty days or so we have only combined around seventeen of them... this means there has been more days not combining than combining which doesn't make for happy farmers... in fact my farmer has lost weight just from the stress of not combining... I told him fad diets like that never work... Continue Reading →
thanksgiving 2004 I made potato salad and 5 people got food poisoning... since then my oldest son cannot eat mayonnaise... he literally eats everything else imaginable - just not mayonnaise... it did not affect my farmer husband the same way... this was not his first time contracting food poisoning from potato salad and I'm going... Continue Reading →
I feel undesired... not by the farmer... I feel sufficiently desired by him... just realizing that I'm at an age where the older men that used to creepily check me out no longer do... I'm too old now to make it fun for the creepers... and I'm not quite old enough to be a Cougar... Continue Reading →
disclaimer... this meal is not very healthy... unless you are a pro-athlete and burning insane amounts of calories per day you should not eat like this all the time... but it's harvest time... the time of year that farmer's finally make money and gain weight... (or this year just gain weight) and we get to... Continue Reading →
i feed a farmer 